Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in Kira's LiveJournal:

Saturday, January 1st, 2005
2:00 am	The Ducks (#1) THE DUCKS So here you have Francesco and Gabriel. The ducks that we stole from a neighbor's yard! Maria decided to take the bad duck into her care... Where as Kira got the good duck! Maria and Francesco are best of friends They even get a little frisky with each other But sometimes Francesco steals Maria's beer... That makes Maria mad...(Gabriel likes to watch!) On the other hand, Gabriel is a good duck, and only drinks diet soda. One time, Gabriel tried to get Francesco to stop smoking by crushing his cigarrettes... Francesco didn't know what to do so he attempted suicide.. but failed... So he kicked Gabriel's ass instead. Sometimes they make us mad... Sometimes they're happy... Some times we want them dead... But in the end, we're all one big happy family! AWW! THE END (Comment on this)
1:59 am	The Ducks...Two!! The DUCKS...TWO! So.. yep.. The family got bigger! Now you have there Francesco, Gabriel, Wanda, Mutandae and Muchacho! Wanda is a whore. And had a love child with Francesco named mutandae. And another love child with Gabriel named Muchacho. (Muchacho has herpes and requires the application of Bag Balm!) By the way, Wanda gets so many guys by staying in shape with low carb candy and Diet Rite! Late on, Gabriel saw Francesco smoking in front of Mutandae and screamed at him for making Mutandae think it was cool. So Francesco beat him in the face with a ball... And beat him more... Then got the kids to join in and beat him more! Then they left him to die. So then Maria shared her last cigarrette with Francesco! But she wouldn't share with Mutandae... Later on that day, Gabriel witnessed a mad hot orgy between Wanda, Francesco, and Shraon's boobs. He got so excited that he shat himself! And Sharon thought it was candy... so she took a bite... She was so disgusted that she screamed at Kira for not cleaning up after her duck. And the whole time... Maria and Francesco were laughing. So Sharon cried. And then went back for the rest that Wanda had already started to eat. Soon after the shit incident, secrets started to be spread between everyone. And everyone found out Kira and Gabriel's dirty secret of enjoying bondage. This left Maria and Francesco quite speachless... Maria was so creeped out as a matter of fact that she almost crushed Mutandae. Luckily Wanda saved her! But in the end, no matter how screwed up we all are, we'll always be a big happy family!! THE END (Comment on this)
1:58 am	The hell? The ducks three?! WHAT THE HELL?! ANOTHER ONE?! Oh no! What's troubling Maria?! Being good friends, Kira and Gabriel ask Maria what's wrong. She tells them that Francesco is missing. Wait! Here comes Alyse and it looks like she got herself a duck! "This is Francesca!" Alyse gleefully exclaims. Before Kira or Maria could say anything, Alyse introduces Gabriel and Francesca. Gabriel and Francesca warm up to each other rather quickly! Rrrruck! Meanwhile, Maria was so depressed over the disapperance of Francesco that she decided to end her life, because a life without Francesco isn't a life at all! Back to the ducks... Wanda was furious about Gabriel making out with a random she-duck so she kicked Francesca's ass. This resulted in the Francesca's name tag falling off! And it was revealed that Francesca was really Francesco!!! Kira and Alyse were shocked beyond belief! Quickly, they rushed to stop Maria from doing anything stupid and explained the situation. The three of us lectured Francesco and told him we still loved him, but because he lied.... His punishment was well deserved. Regardless, Maria was still happy to have her trannie of a duck back. But poor Alyse was left duckless... and alone... So we gave her the forgotten ducks that no one cared for anyway. But Alyse seemed pretty excited! Once again, we were all one big happy family!! But seeing as Gabriel had no regrets despite the fact that he made out with Francesco... we all had to wonder... "Does this make Gabriel gay?" In a desperate attempt to prove otherwise... Gabriel snuck a naughty picture! THE END!!! (Comment on this)
1:57 am	Oh my God number four!! Oh MY GOD Number 4!! Eww! What's that? Francesco has undies on his head! Looks like he just got back from a night of fun... When Francesco went home to Maria, she couldn't bear the smell of his breath! Wait! Here comes Jessica and a skunk... the sniffy patrol! Sniffy the Skunk smelt Francesco's breath, and it smelt terrible! But no one knew why! Jessica and Sniffy reported that Francesco's mouth smelt HORRIBLE He also smelt Gabriel's breath... Jessica and Sniffy said Gabriel smelled GREAT! And it smelt so good, Kira had to take a waft, and rub it in Maria's face that her ducks breath smells better! This made Maria sad, and she smelt Francesco's breath again, and detected a bit of alcohol... But Franceso quit drinking!! Francesco explained the story... He said that someone (He didn't know who, he couldn't see) was mad about Maria forgiving him so fast for being a transvestite, so they forced him to drink. Maria didn't believe him, and strangled him. Where as Gabriel was being loved and petted for smelling so good. Maria still loved Francesco... even if his breath smelt like shit. So once again, we're all one big happy family. As for Jessica and Sniffy, well, they continued with their smelling things. THE END (1 Comment |Comment on this)